This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
holy crap, i’m like working full time hours at my other job now.
- me: i might just ship your gift to your address and bill it to mine since shipping to canada is so expensive
- randy: noooo, you dont have to get me anything
- me: or i can look at fanexpo, maybe i'll find something there for you
- randy: you should get me jessica nigri!!!!
- me: -___-
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it